Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Stupid Lindsey


I wish that Lindsay Lohan wasn't such a goddamned train wreck. Yes, I feel bad and all, and "what a shame that her parents didn't do what parents are supposed to do and keep their children from fucking up their lives."

But, honestly, she'd have made a great Grace Anderson for the inevitable (if I keep saying it, maybe it'll come true) Highwaymen movie. She's young, a redhead, and can actually act. The list of redheads who fit that bill is, sadly, very short. Isla Fisher. Alyson Hannigan.



Who else, because after that I'm drawing a blank?

EDIT: Now that I think about it, Alyson Hannigan is probably too old. Grace is a college student and Ms. Hannigan (Alyson if you're nasty) is around 32. Though, she plays young pretty well. This, I say, as if we're actually casting the movie.

7 comments:

Lee Garbett said...

Interestingly enough (or not) my wife pointed out in #2 of Highwaymen that Grace looked like Lindsay Lohan. I'd never meant her to look like any actress as such but Lindsay'd definitely get my vote...looks wise at least.

Lee

marc bernardin said...

too bad she's all but insured that she'll be out of Hollywood commission for years...

Idjit.

Lee Garbett said...

Sadly True. I don't think Hollywood will concern itself too much with hair colors, look at Spider-Man 3 - Blonde as Red/Red as Blonde.

What about Megan Fox in Transformers...any good? She looks like she could work. Of course I've not actually seen it cos I'm too busy with The Highwaymen!

I'm so damn committed.

Randy said...

I couldn't think of anyone until I read #3 today, and now I believe I have the ideal choice:

Lauren Ambrose from Six Feet Under.

marc bernardin said...

Oooo...not bad, Randy.

Lee Garbett said...

Genius!

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