This one, which came at the end of a Variety piece about John Singleton's eventual A-Team movie:
"Story has been given a modern twist by involving oil tycoons and laser technology."
How modern is it? It's oil tycoon modern. You know, because there have never been any old movies featuring oil tycoons. Hell, the word tycoon invalidates any claim of modernity.
And when you refer to it as "laser technology," it sounds so, I don't know, Real Genius.