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Things I'm Working On

COMIC: Robin Banks—publisher landed, writing Issue #5, artist locked and loaded
COMIC: Genius—Winner of Top Cow's Pilot Season. Writing Vol. 2, issue #4
COMIC: Cell Division—publisher landed, writing Issue #2
COMIC: Big Bad Escort Service—proposal done. Publisher interested.
COMIC: Behind the Door—proposal done.
COMIC: Census—proposal done, artist interested, publisher landed.
GRAPHIC NOVEL: Adora and the Distance—proposal and sample chapter done. Talking to publishers and hunting for artists
NOVEL: Oh, who am I kidding? I can't write a novel. Too damned long.
SCREENPLAY: Super-Secret Projekt—outlining
SCREENPLAY: The Last Honest Man—outlining
SCREENPLAY: The Chain—30% done. Dusting off and getting back on its feet
TV PILOT: Bad Medicine—completed
TV PILOT: Hero Unlimited—10% done

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