Monday, April 30, 2007

Breaking News!

"Gay" Man Understands Women.

The media, or, is all over it:

"I got teased in school because people figured I must be gay because I understand women," the phenomenally popular American Idol castoff says. "I think that's why guys didn't like me – because I got along with girls so well. When I went up to girls they would give me a hug and a kiss on the cheek like I was their gay friend. But I was the straight guy that understood them."

(I put the "gay" in quotes only because Sanjaya claims not to be. Not that there's anything wrong with it. But I've never met the straight man who will wear his hair like that. On purpose.)

1 comment:

Bill Cunningham said...

I haven't seen that hair and makeup since Motley Crue in the 80's...

Good riddance.