Sunday, February 11, 2007

Too Revealing...

I know, but I'm just gonna put it out there.

Whenever possible, I use the handicapped stall. (And, for the record, I'm not handicapped.)

I do so for three reasons.

1) It's usually the deepest into the men's room, and the stall furthest from the door affords the most privacy, no one walking past trying to get a read of your identity by your shoes.

2) It's got the most room. Yeah, I know, usually it's for a wheelchair. But sometimes, if you've got a coat and a bag, every little square inch counts.

3) Those metal bars on the walls offer leverage. For when you need leverage. You know what I mean, damnit.

It probably makes me a marginally horrible person, but there it is.

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