How Much For These Two?

Apparently, Sean "P. Diddy" Combs wanted $2 million for the rights to the first pictures of his kids. He settled for high six figures, from People magazine, I believe. Good for him. It's ridiculous, the idea that someone would pay that much for pictures of people who aren't even dry yet, let alone accomplished anything. And it's not like Diddy needs the money. It's just some perverse set of bragging rights. I'm sure there's some secret celebrity Babies R Us location where famous parents gossip about how much they sold the first pictures for, rather than the nightmare experience had at the Sears Photo Studio.

Anyway, how much are y'all willing to spend for pictures of my knuckleheads? I got bills to pay and, I promise, they haven't appeared in any other publications. You'd have an exclusive.